Thursday, September 24, 2009

Is It Really Neccessary?

Sure, we all have our apprehensions about using public or semi public restrooms. Some people may even be holding on too hard as they dont want their neighbor in the next stall hearing all the strange sounds coming out of one of our orifices. It may be embarassing but its a natural part of life. After all, how many times has someone recognized you by your shoes, patted you on the back and congratulated you for finally pushing it all out? Maybe a high five for dropping an A-bomb?

Now in Japan, there is a device that will keep your dainty image intact, if you are a woman. Audio devices have been installed to disguise the sound of you urinating or having to go plop plop fizz fizz. When you have to go number 1 or number 2, push the button to have the sounds of a waterfall mask the sound of your own waterfall or the sound of you dumping a load.

Need not worry if your toilet does not come equipped with one. There are portable versions available for purchase. I guess it would seem strange if you took your Ipod and speakers to do the same thing