You settle yourself on the toilet for some alone time to have some bowel movements. You hope that time and everything else passes smoothly. But it never does. Dont you hate it when you, all of a sudden, have to expel from your body a thousand year old redwood? Its so long that its half way in and its half way out. But, the solid waste is to impacted and dense that its almost like trying to pinch a diamond. What is there to do but wait for it to inch its way out of you.
